Dear Officer, I am writing to you as I sit grappling with the dilemma of whether or not to pay the 423 dollar fine you issued me with for not wearing my seatbelt correctly fastened. I am unsure whether paying a fine for an offence I did not commit or going to court in the remote South Australian metropolis of Crystal Brooke on principle is the better choice. Let me provide some context. It’s just after six in the afternoon, a temperate 39 degrees Celsius and I have been in th